Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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