Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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