A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
๐๐๐ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I donโt know if Iโm flattered or creeped out
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