Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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