i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
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Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
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i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
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party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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