he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
she looked like the before picture.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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