It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought