Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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