what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Randomize
