Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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