butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
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I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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