idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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