Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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