Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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