god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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