I'm going to jail i love you
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
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Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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