I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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