Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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