At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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