I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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