Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
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He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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