How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
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You can't just leave with hair like that
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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