My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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