I am puke
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I could fuck to npr.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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