if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
i need some magic done to my vagina
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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