So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
im holly from the hills drunk
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
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I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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