Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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