my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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