Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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