We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
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I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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