i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
