Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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