I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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