I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
