it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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