idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
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