I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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