Need sex. Gaining weight.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I party with great urgency now.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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