Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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