Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
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you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
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Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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