i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
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She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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