Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
