this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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