did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
