i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
