worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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