gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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