Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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