either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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