do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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