She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
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one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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