If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
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Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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