Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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