I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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