you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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