So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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