google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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