I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
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Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
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I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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