She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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