It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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